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Jobs at the Beach in the Sun
Rear end obsession. All of the customers where I work want to rate my ass. They are not vulgar about it, but rather polite. My workplace is at a beach and the exact location I do not want to disclose. But I can tell you this beach is at an ocean and there is plenty of sand, sunshine, and the hottest girls showing off their near naked body parts. After all people don’t come just to swim. Women want to work on their sexy tan lines. They also like to dress up their smooth female body parts in colorful swimsuits and skimpy bikini outfits. Lets here it for big, small, and perfect curves, tight tops, and perfect pairs of buns.
I work at a snack bar (or concession stand as my boss says). To get hired there I noticed everyone else working there was pretty hot. The type of people that if they did an amateur strip tease they could get paid on some adult blog site or a porn pic gallery. The employees were very cute teen chicks who must have just graduated from college. I noticed beautiful girls who were Latina, Asian, Black, and blonds. Some had tats. And different ones too like pyramids, coconut trees, flowers, and tigers. All had a natural hot booty and no one’s bottom sagged. I guess it was a sag free zone. In fact you didn’t have to go near the water to find perfect round buttocks. My snack bar had the best smooth, tight cheeks around. I mean the workers.
Butthole Job Ratings
I got this job because my old lady demanded I put fanny into action and earn some money. She wanted me to contribute at least 100 dollars for rent and 50 bucks for food. I showed up for the interview in my hottest pink outfit: a thong piece so thin and skimpy you could filter coffee through it. I know the boss wanted the snack servers to be almost nude and have the looks. I shaved my navel area around my tattoo then waxed myself too. I thought about wearing a scandalous panty but that might be over the top. Being as modest as a Tibetin monk I decided not to.
My lips were glossy and I put on a big smile like my sister does. The proprietor came out wearing a red cowboy hat like in a B rated Latin movie. Weird. After an introduction the interview began. It was just the two of us I didn’t know what kind of questions there were going to ask. Turns out this was nothing like I expected. I was asked to bend over and spread my fanny so you could see my crack and pink anus. Imagine that. I wanted the job bad so I complied. My but was then spanked. A checkout of my butthole ensued, then oil was put on my bum. I thought to myself good grief was anal sex going to be next? But the asshole did something very kinky instead.
My Hula Hoop Ass Dance
My smooth tummy was trim and that was a turn on apparently. So I was given a hula hoop and had to dance to some kind of Hawaiian ukulele hula music. At first I thought it was Tahitian or Micronesian, but it was typical Hawaii music. I know because I traveled to Maui many times to go surfing and get laid. Me and my lesbian friend would go to farmer’s markets, hikes through volcanoes, and macadamia nut farm tours. We even did some whale watching, but we only saw a dolphin and some flying fish. But that was cool. I have to admit my friend and I got kind of close during the trip.
Anyway while doing the hula, the part of my navel that was hairy was stroked until my interviewer eventually had an orgasm. That didn’t take long, about 3 minutes to climax. I could tell, you know the heavy breathing followed by an expression of relief. What a kinky pervert. Ok I’ve got my own sexual skeletons in the closet. For example green bananas, coke bottles, and spoons. But this tops my own secrets. Photos and video cam also were recording the weird fetish like I was in a documentary or something. I still put up with it. Like I said, I wanted the job.
Finally the process was over, thank heavens. I was starting to wonder if I should just forget this place and apply at a coffee house or pizza joint. After all it was a little humiliating. But I have to admit it was also a little erotic too. I mean my boyfriend never did these things to me, even on Saturday night. I felt a little naughty and I was a bit wet. My round ass was sweaty too.
The proprietor stood up and removed her red hat. Looking me square in the face she told me my performance was outstanding. I was congratulated and recieved my company badge. I was now an employee. Yippee!
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